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CrazyYanmega - May 4, 2013 03:10

Accessing the Shep Sheets?

Mostly directed towards the Teamwork Cast members, but anyone can answer.

What exactly ARE the Shepsheets (Damage Charts that show how much each attack will do, perhaps?), and are there any plans on cajoling/wresting them from Shepard's iron grip?

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Mack - May 5, 2013 00:56

I have been plotting this and I figured out there is only 4 things that are powerful enough to defeat Shepard and you must use all four to get the ShepSheets.

step 1) You capture Shepard in a Shinny trap it looks like a regular shinny but when you grasp the supposed shinny you obtain a item called the sticky powerstone this stone is just like a regular powerstone but you can not drop it. Shepard will try to escape but it will be useless. Once he faints you must grab his unconscious body before the kittie kart felines show up. (this is very hard for they are very quick and efficient at their job, you must distract them with felvine) Then you drag his body into the secret layer.

Step 2) You must torcher him by putting him in an area with infinite Gobuls. Once his Shameful Shepard Panties(or SSP) are worn out you must remove him before he looses his sanity.

Step 3) You must place him into a large room. This room must be incredibly dark. The only light source can be from Shepard's torch. then after 7.25 days and cold nights you release the baggiman into the room. Then you must not glimpse into the room for fear of the baggiman overcoming you as well. Once the light of the torch is smothered you must wait the time it takes to jump off the secret area in the D. Island then remove him quickly. You must remember that if Shepard dies so do the ShepSheets.

Step 4)You must convince nahxela to help you. You must remember that you can not capture nahxela for he never faints. Once nahxela decides to take over your operation (nahxela doesn't join you, you join him) He will go into Shepard's cold cell (the cell cannot contain hot drinks) and tell Shepard stories of the Capcom conspiracy, and the monster hunter nightmares, and occasionally of the baggiman. After many days of this nahxela will give him one day of respite by giving him the thing he loves most, kirin cheese and goldfish brew. Then nahxela will demand to have the ShepSheets and after Shepard refuses nahxela threaten to expose the SSP (Shameful Shepard Panties) to everyone if he doesn't. Shepard will give into this threat but will only give the ShepSheets to nahxela.

Step 5) Now nahxela has the ShepSheets sadly there is no way to force nahxela to do anything, so your only hope is for nahxela give you the ShepSheets purposely.

P.S. Shepard's 4 weaknesses ~Gobul, The baggiman, nahxela, SSP. Not in order.
Savage Devil Jho is K.O. Han's brother and therefore is the only one that can defeat him.
The sheets contain the way to defeat the Hungry/Savage Jho, and also grants prosperity, riches, Rathalos Plates, Max Potions,the way the secret Shepard gunlance, and other mysterious things.

10 Comments  •  2 Upvotes

CrazyYanmegaHow does one go about acquiring a Baggiman?

May 5, 2013 20:53

Pivotbashthis may prove challenging, for shepard IS the baggiman.

May 5, 2013 21:03

NyanracugaOr is the Baggiman shepard?

May 5, 2013 21:50

DekuTreeOr perhaps...both?

May 5, 2013 21:59

MackOr is Milkman?

May 6, 2013 03:21

CrazyYanmegaHow would you aquire a Baggiman in the first place?

May 8, 2013 09:05

DekuTreeI think we need to keep this question going forever.

May 8, 2013 09:19

CrazyYanmegaDid you see the number of views?! I expected one answer from shepard about how no-one get's the shepsheets. I never imagined that it would become one of the most popular questions on the site.

May 8, 2013 09:27

DekuTreeI found this comment on the youtube page: "When we take your wife Shepard. When we take your love. When we take your life. Know this as well. The Shepsheets. They will be ours. The people will rise up. They'll storm your home. We WILL have the Shepsheets. We WILL free the sheets. And when we do. You will watch."

May 9, 2013 10:00

MagnusDthe SHINNING!

May 19, 2013 20:57

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Pivotbash - May 4, 2013 04:45

Shepard is smart enough not to carry the Shepsheets with him at all times, but i have a plan.

Im going to the mall near him (Even though im in the middle of nowhere and not even close to him) and im going to set up a trap.

It shall be a small box, with a slice of Valentino's Pizza in it. Ive noticed that Shepard cant resist a slice of Valentinos on my weekly stalking. Once the Shepard pounces on the slice, i will then pull the string, releasing the stick holding the box up, therefore trapping the Shepard.

After his capture, we will take him to "The Pit of Desolation", where Shepard will soak himself in 3 hour old Mac n' Cheese until he has the cheesiest case of Trenchfoot in this decade. only then will he release the Shepsheets, magical documents fortold to bring the holder (but not limited to) wealth, power, knowledge, babes, loot, rare drops, cake recipes, and the ability to slide everywhere you go.

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Kushala_DaoraCareful, The Shepherd may delete this post and avoid the mall...

May 6, 2013 22:51

PivotbashThen he is only delaying the inevitable.

May 7, 2013 00:12

TheSavageJS - May 4, 2013 17:47

you can't find the shep sheets, the shep sheets find you:)

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CrazyYanmegaThat is oddly terrifying.

May 5, 2013 23:59

DekuTree - May 4, 2013 15:49

One does not simply obtain the Shepsheets. The Shepsheets must become self-aware of themselves and release themselves from the grasp of Shepard.

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Kushala_Daora - May 12, 2013 12:35

"Remember folks, if you eat the flesh of a Shepard, you unlock the Shep Sheets." -Cthulu, Episode 103, 40:00

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DekuTreeI think we all know what we must do.

May 12, 2013 13:16

NyanracugaWhat would Shepard taste like though?

May 12, 2013 13:49


May 12, 2013 16:48


May 12, 2013 21:50

PivotbashOnce my plan follows through, Great Value Mac n Cheese.

May 13, 2013 03:45

MagnusD - May 4, 2013 09:29

probably just lists of what works and what doesn't, what's most effective, notes on things like " wow that poison was applied rather quick..." etc. his personal notes! unless my man there is autistic i doubt he's somehow doing damage calculations, tho i bet stuff like " 3 superpounds from ___ hammer with ___ armor set to ___ monster on ___ body part to stagger, ___ many times to break" are all in there.

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CrazyYanmegaThis one sounds like the most logical of the explanations.

May 7, 2013 01:26